

expert:
rookie:
me:
LIKE A BOSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nice one.
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NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
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CRIKEY, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA.
OMG
OMG I CAN’T BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA LOL
FOREVER REBLOG
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This is a picture my friend took. The lizard is real. He grabbed her hair, and it instantly became a picture moment.
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